I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We need a shit load of segways right now
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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