yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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