She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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