I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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