Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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