he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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