I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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