Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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