I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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