And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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