Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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