Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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