how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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