if i can run in heels then i can drive
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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