I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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