Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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