shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
im having a threesome with these popsicles
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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