I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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