why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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