I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
