remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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