can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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