"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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