It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Bring me that man meat
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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