check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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