are you so shy because you have an std?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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