That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You dont lie about slip and slides
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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