I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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