Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You work out of a Hotel?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We had to coat check the pizza.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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