lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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