return my video game
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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