I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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