i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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