I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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