Dual....:-)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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