ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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