you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
