All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I had to cum in my sink.
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