Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
