I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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