Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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