Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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