Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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