he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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