Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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