FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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