Me too!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
wow bdsm is so cute
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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