He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
