so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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