So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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